How To: Hook A Prince

So I missed my opportunity with the first born... but I'm not giving up hope yet of becoming Queen. There's still one Prince left and he's the cute one anyways. Who wouldn't prefer the freckly ginger? 

We all know how Prince William chose the future Queen of England, Kate Middleton. She was strutting down the runway in a barely there sheer "dress" and William, who was sitting front row, said to his friend, "she's hot." Sounds like a scene straight out of a Disney fairy tale.

I know little about royalty but lots about the power sheer holds over the royals. So I now present to you:

 How To: Hook a Prince

Step 1: Go to Mall

Step 2: Get that Kate Middleton barely there dress.  Luckily for us it shouldn't be that difficult since sheer was all the rage on the Spring 2011 Runways. It is bound to be plentiful in the stores.

(Can't Remember), Alberta Ferretti, Christian Dior 

The more see- through the better. Harry want's to see what he's working with, ladies. 

VPL, Marc Jacobs, Reed Krakoff

Step 3: Do not forget underwear.
While the Prince does not necessarily value the "leave something to the imagination" motto of dressing, we musn't forget, when Harry decides it's time for you to meet the family that includes Queen Elizabeth... let's not give the ol' lady a heart attack.

Step 4: Book a ticket to London

Step 5: Stay away from law enforcement. 
I'm not really sure how strict England is about inappropriate display of public nudity but you'll definitely be pushing the limits in your new attire so it is best to stay away from law enforcement. No Prince will marry a lady with a record. 

Step 6: Catch Prince Harry's eye

Flaunt your new sexy sheer look at all hottest clubs... you're bound to get his attention.

Step 7: Fall in love.

Step 8: Get hitched. 
Step 9: Live Happily Ever After!

9 easy steps. It is really that simple. 

Now you must promise me that you won't forget who taught you everything you know when your sitting in your throne. I wouldn't mind some thank you heirloom jewelry in return.