The fashion world has become a lot more physical recently...
And I don't mean that Olivia Newton John cutesy type of physical. I mean the fiesty, fist fighting type of physical.
I stumbled across an article about fashion feuds and was disappointed at what I discovered. Either us mode one's were being smashed in the skull by Hollywood bullies or we were the ones displaying pathetic acts of violence via cell phone.
24 star, Kiefer Sutherland, plays out his TV show 's ass kicking role in real life and headbutts harmless Proenza Schouler co-founder, Jack McCollough.
That's like a burly buffalo headbutting a baby chick.
Top model, Naomi Campbell, assaults her housekeeper with a cellphone.
Naomi defends her actions by claiming she thought the housekeeper might have stolen her jeans. Really, Naomi? You couldn't come up with a better story?? I mean we are talking about the same creative genius who thought of using her cell phone as a punishment device.
Tommy Hilfiger slugged Gun's 'n Roses' front man, Axl Rose, in order to defend his brother's honor. At least that is a more justifiable reason to fight (besides who wouldn't want to pummel a guy who wear's outfits like Axl). BUT Hilfiger got out of this one lucky... yeah, he beat up a guy named Rose but could he win a fight against his friend, Guns?
Unfortunately, we can't all just hope to luck out like Tommy did. When are we fashionistas going to man up and learn how to fight? Well the answer is we aren't. We will never be as tough as those head butting Hollywood psychos. BUT there is something we can do about our lack of muscles and fighting capabilities...
USE SCARE TACTICS!!
Luckily, we have some friends on our side... killer accessories. Crime
fighting deterring never looked so sexy.
Madonna will scare any potential predators in these Chanel pistol pumps.
Rihanna has the right idea with these Dsquared2 brass knuckle boots.
Bone Chilling Clutches:
|Alexander McQueen brass knuckle cluth, Burberry Prorsum spikey clutch|
Gloves that pack a punch:
|Givenchy studded gloves, Phillip Lim studded glove|