It's that time of year again, the time when all my clothes seem to mysteriously "shrink in the wash." It has to be some sort of conspiracy. What else could explain such an event? Suddenly I can't zip up my jeans and I can't button up my shirt without it gaping open. The even stranger part is that my clothes only seem to shrink in width not length. Then about a month or so after the holidays are over everything seems to fit again. Very strange. Very, very strange.
Keep those jean stretchers in the closet of shame ladies. Do yourself a favor this season of over indulgence and get yourself some pants with a little bit of stretch, a drawstring, and an elastic waistband...anything besides zippers and buttons.
|Boy by Band of Outsiders|
Happy December Everybody!