Have you ever wondered "how can I get that trashy hooker look all the hottest celebs are sporting??"
Well look no further, here at C'EST DEMODE I will give you a classy to trashy tutorial that even you, yes you can do at home in 1 minute or less!
Step 2: Find a pair of old ripped stockings that you never had the heart to throw away.
Step 3: Now simply put on the ripped stockings.
No need to put them on delicately. The more holes the better. In fact, you should put on the stockings while wearing multiple sharp rings. The rips are guaranteed to increase ten fold.
You'll get that trampy hooker look in no time at all!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT ENDORSE THE TRASHY RIPPED TIGHTS LOOK. THIS POST IS FOR SATIRICAL PURPOSES ONLY.